"Quotes"

Just as the original series had its own collection of memorable oneliners, the american version seemed to have
one or two of its own.

Episode 1:

Brian: "How old are you really?",

Justin: "20, 19, 18,"

Brian: "What is this, a missile launch?"

Justin: "17".

Brian to lesbians : Wish I could have been there, How often do I get to see snatch!

Emmett to Brian: Ooh, here's a sports mag. Better bone up, just in case the conversation
veers from Liza's weight problem.

Michael to Brian: Whats wrong with here.
Brian: I've had everyone in here.